university\ of\ michigan

1. (University of Michigan) (1574↑, 867↓)

A college that is 20 times better than thoes bastards in Ohio.

If OSU was attacked by terrorists, killing every student there I would laugh. U of M wins over OSU- 57 U of M losses to OSU- 37 Ties-6

Author: Linux System Message http://university-of-michigan.urbanup.com/897281

2. (University of Michigan) (792↑, 448↓)

One of the world's premiere academic institutions. Arguably the best public university in the nation with a total of 40,000 students, both undergraduate and graduate. Michigan has top-ranked programs in law, business, medicine, political science, and an array of other subjects. Virtually no area at Michigan is ranked below the top 20 in the country, allowing for it to rival the Ivy league as well as the other selective private institutions despite its high admission rate (47%). Home to Michigan Stadium, colloquially termed "The Big House", the University of Michigan is also known for its legendary football, hockey, and formerly its basketball team (We all remember the Fab 5). Michigan is one of the country's leaders in athletics, academics, and college life in general--located in beautiful Ann Arbor. You simply cannot go wrong with the University of Michigan.

"I got offers from investment banks in New York City six months before I graduated from The University of Michigan" "Hail To the Victors" "If you have to choose between Harvard and Michigan, go to Harvard. But, if you have to choose between Michigan and Northwestern, do yourself a favor and go to Michigan."

Author: Zizu http://university-of-michigan.urbanup.com/2313566

3. (University of Michigan) (776↑, 591↓)

A school where most of the students are smart enough to care about something beyond sports.

In this sense, University of Michigan is unlike most "schools" in the Midwest.

Author: Chuchu http://university-of-michigan.urbanup.com/1573092

4. (University of Michigan) (763↑, 603↓)

The school that owns that other school down south. Not worthy of mention here.

Michigan \> That other school.

Author: ReelDeel http://university-of-michigan.urbanup.com/1060467

5. (University of Michigan) (267↑, 160↓)

An awesome school located in [Ann Arbor], Michigan: a great city and a kickass [college town] with some of the most lenient [marijuana] laws in the nation. Despite its moderately high admission rate (47%), it is arguably one of the best public universities in the world. In 2008, it was the highest ranked public university in the nation, according to World University Rankings. The students here really know how to have fun, but realize that school is about getting an education. Most everyone here has that "work-hard, play-hard" mentality.

The University of Michigan is the best public [university] in the nation and [Ann Arbor] is one of the coolest towns in [Michigan]\!\!\!

Author: 1-420-420-4200 http://university-of-michigan.urbanup.com/4296723

6. (University of Michigan) (116↑, 70↓)

(1) Best school in Michigan, one of the Public Ivy Leagues, with medical, business and engineering schools in the top ten. World renowned professors and researchers. (2) Does not seriously consider Michigan State a rival, despite MSU's sad, desperate, single-sided rivalry with UM. No, seriously. (3) Used interchangeably with Ann Arbor.

State kids: "The University of Michigan sucks. The kids are snobs and I wouldn't want to go there anyway. In fact, I was accepted but chose not to go, this way I can party my way through college and become employed by a University of Michigan graduate; I believe this makes me the bigger person." UM kids: "Ohio State sucks." State kids: "Ann Arbor's a whore." UM kids: "If Ann Arbor's a whore, why didn't you get in?"

Author: Bill Biz http://university-of-michigan.urbanup.com/5589613

7. (University of Michigan) (661↑, 628↓)

the best mother fucking school in the big 10 with an awesome football team that is the winningist in college football

u of m is the shit bitch

Author: Braylon Edwards http://university-of-michigan.urbanup.com/1196327

8. (University of Michigan) (21↑, 39↓)

A school that only enrolls students who are asian, black, or ugly. More often than not, one will see male students walking around in a lacrosse jersey with a backwards hat on. It is also common to see every male student try and rock the long sideburns. As for the females, it is not uncommon to see them on football game day wearing some ridiculous outfit, with their knee-high socks, sporting a bright "maize" shirt and a backwards hat. This bright outerwear is to distract you from their ugly faces. The irony of this situation is that these people will claim that they are better than you. They believe that, because they won a lot of football games back in the 60's, 70's and 80's, that their skill carries over to the next era. They also believe that they receive a better education because they get more homework than other schools. However, the reality is that their football team sucks, their girls are ugly, and you're still getting nowhere in life with a degree in Engineering.

(In East Lansing) "Hey Johnny, who's that slapdick with the sideburns and the yellow hat on backwards, trying to wheel on those freshman girls?" "Oh, that kid? Don't worry about him. He goes to the University of Michigan and he won't be getting with any girls tonight. He couldn't score in a whorehouse with a handful of twenties."

Author: Dick Rod http://university-of-michigan.urbanup.com/6179500

9. (University of Michigan) (90↑, 113↓)

Where West Virginia University coaches go once they've been put out to pasture.

It's more painful if you have to look them in the eye before sending them to University of Michigan.

Author: Slickeer http://university-of-michigan.urbanup.com/4872489

10. (University of Michigan) (90↑, 134↓)

An elite school where the fake hippy lexus driving women come complete with armpit hair, the men all want to be Trey from Phish, and the athletes breeze through what appears to be a collection of middle school classes. Wolvies tend to not be able to demonstrate loyalty to their sports teams. As seen in the constant booing of Mr. Carr during his last coaching seasing, the fairweather following of Mr. Rodriguez, and the firing of Mr. Amacker. Wolvies take pride a basketball group called the Fab 5, but I guess when you PAY for a team you can build whatever you want. Its a group that needs to look back at history because the school has been on existent for several years in any sport. Through their arrogance, the NFL non playing Mike Harts little brother comment has become joy due to the lack of progress Michigans football team has show (or Mikey for that matter) You Blew\!

University of Michigan pays the fab 5 Lack of Loyalty Pointing Fingers False sense of arrogance Lack of Pride Most boring school in the big 10

Author: ExWolvie http://university-of-michigan.urbanup.com/5268032

11. (University of Michigan) (365↑, 449↓)

School located in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Known for a declining football program, ugly women, boring parties, snobby unsocial students, and the Asian Invasion. U of M's Students claim to be better than those of MSU because they study all day long and don't have any fun. They waste their life being unsocial and boring. They often bring up history of their football team and how good they are, yet recently, they have been one of the worst teams in the Big 10. Students often use one excuse when being made fun of, "But....but...I go to U of M."

"I go to the University of Michigan, and I believe that whats important in life is studying and whacking off late at night because I cannot get a girlfriend."

Author: nowaytimmyd http://university-of-michigan.urbanup.com/3616364

12. (University of Michigan) (197↑, 288↓)

A respectable institution located in Ann Arbor, Michigan. The school mascot is a large variety of weasel known as the wolverine, and the school colors are corn and blue. This institution is characterized by students that truly believe that everyone hates them because they jealous of their extreme intellectual superiority and athletic talent. However outside of their "lovely" city/campus/slum, these elitist douchebags don't realize that everyone really hates them because (drumroll please)... they are elitist douchebags. These students are also characterized by their unfriendly attitude towards outsiders that will ultimately condemn them to a horrible fate of only befriending other fellow U of M cohorts. Throughout the rest of the state of Michigan, and for that matter, the rest of the United States, those who affiliate themselves with U of M are generally looked upon with disdain, pity, or outright disgust because of these unfounded self-righteous attitudes. Their non-student fan base is notorious for having a large amount of red-neck hicks too stupid to get into ANY institution of higher learning, and a student fan base famous for booing their own teams in times of trouble. At times, supporters and students of U of M can become so delusional as to believe that their institution is an Ivy League school, thus inspiring chuckles of patronizing pity from everyone who knows better. If one has the unfortunate luck of having to meet with a Wolverine supporter or student, one should disregard their truly pointless and pompous speeches about the superiority of this institution, and instead hand them a flashlight in order to help them in the quest of removing their head from their rectum.

"Hey Jimmy, what's that?" "This? Oh, it's just my acceptance letter to the University of Michigan, Johnny." "Wow, now everyone I know has one of those." "Yeah, they offered me a four-year academic and athletic scholarship." "So are you gonna go there?" "No I think I'd rather scrape my eyeballs out with a plastic spork. And besides, I'll never get into a good career because no one will want to fucking deal with me. But what should I do with the letter?" "I used mine to wipe my ass."

Author: GoBlow1234 http://university-of-michigan.urbanup.com/3897331

13. (University of Michigan) (677↑, 808↓)

A wannabe ivy league university, with the ugliest student population in the country.

Blech, those University of Michigan student's look like cows.

Author: MEEEEEEEEEE http://university-of-michigan.urbanup.com/1574298

14. (University of michigan) (605↑, 762↓)

A place full of effete snobs, located in the shithole of Ann Arbor, also known as A squared, which its residents are also call, known as arrogant assholes.

U of M is full of assholes

Author: tadsex http://university-of-michigan.urbanup.com/1181700

15. (University of Michigan) (460↑, 632↓)

Essentially the preppy assholes of the Big Ten, they have some of the laziest and most uninspired fans in all of college sports. One gets the sense that there would be no such thing as a Michigan fan if the state of Michigan wasn't so intensely boring. Their football stadium is atrocious, and literally stinks.

"But.. but.. but we've won 11, I mean 13, I mean 16 national championships\!\! By our count, anyways."

Author: Truf spitter. http://university-of-michigan.urbanup.com/1117909

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Last updated: 2012.03.01